Donald Drumpf and his tiny hands

“Something else must be small” were the exact words uttered by this man who wants to be president. Hah… sorry, but my president has to have at least a penis length over 2 inches in order to run this country. Oh yeah and preferably not a 5 year-old trapped in a decaying, bald, small dicked, ugly, bigot, sexist, violent assholes old body who would start WWIII if elected.

Nah thanks bra.