“PING PONG, ES MY FAVORITE SPORT!!!”
“THAT VEGAN BBQ WAS DELICIOUS”
“WOW!! TV ON THE RADIO RULED TONIGHT!!”
“I’ll HAVE A MACCHIATO ESPRESSO MOCHA AMERICANA WITH SOY”
“I’M SINGLE AND LOOKING TO MINGLE. I ALSO LIKE DEATH METAL”
“WOULD YOU LIKE A MUSTACHE RIDE?”
“I KNIT THIS MYSELF. OH YEAH AND I KNOW THAT GUY IN THE BAND”